- Kurt Vonnegut (via brysen)
- Rumi (via naomilku)
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
I wanted you
to fall in love with me
because I wanted
you to see me
in the same light
that I have
always saw you in.
- note to self (via highskool)
Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me
- Jin Akanishi (via egal-schillerwardichter)